“Stay Lit, Stay Crooked.”

Before there were dispensaries on every corner and cannabis brands with slick branding and legal teams, there was Christopher — a master grower, a full-time stoner, and a part-time outlaw (depending on how you look at it).

Raised under the hazy skies of pre-legalization California, Christopher didn’t just smoke weed — he lived it. Back when buying an eighth meant using a pager and trusting a guy named Sketch, he was already running one of the finest underground grow ops west of the 101. His plants were legendary. His dab hits? Equally so. But when it came to tools of the trade... he had one word: trash.

Dabbers were using dental tools, bent paper clips, or whatever shiny object they could MacGyver into a scoop. Christopher? He wasn’t having it. After one too many sticky sessions and dropped globs of golden goo, he said, “That’s it. I'm makin’ my own sht.”*

So he did.

And the Crooked Smile™ Dabber Co. was born.

Named after the slightly shady path that brought him here (and the way he sometimes walks after a heavy sesh), Crooked Smile™ makes tools for real dabbers — crafted with quality, style, and just a little bit of mischief, everything Christopher designs comes from his deep love of the sesh... and a long history of working just slightly outside the lines.

So whether you’re a terp chaser, a low-temp lover, or just tired of using that bent-up paperclip…

Crooked Smile™ has your back.

And Christopher? He’ll be somewhere nearby — torch in hand, smile slightly crooked, puffin’ away.